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It’s my favorite golf week of the year, hands down (sorry, Goodboys!). It’s Masters week, and it never gets old. And I want to hear and see it all.
I want to see the nightly GOLF Channel “Live From the Masters” shows with all those dopey, hopelessly overwrought, and sentimental Rich Lerner segments with the same sappy music playing behind them.
I want to see Rich, Brandel, Frank, and David at the desk, the familiar tree behind their set.
I want to hear Jim Nantz and his sappy but familiar “Hello, friends.” greeting.
I want to hear the stories of long past – especially if they involve Ken Venturi.
I want to feel all the emotion and the sentimentality, with lots of stories about the legends about Augusta National.
I want to hear every cliché and key moments in Masters history. I want to hear the origin of “Amen Corner” and Gene Sarazen’s “Shot Heard ‘Round the World”, the Ben Hogan bridge, and how you just cannot go right on #15 with the Sunday pin placement. I want to hear the phrase “It’s moving day at the Masters”, and how the Masters doesn’t really start until the back nine on Sunday.
Shit, I’ll even put up with that moron Mike Turico who totally sucks with his phony “professional announcer” voice acting like he actually knows something beyond what is constantly fed to him via TelePrompTer.
…and the 4,321,623 references to Tiger Woods that will be made throughout the week.
More than anything, I want to hear the Masters theme song 30,000 times between now and next Sunday.
Because, as far as I’m concerned, it never gets old.
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