It’s Thanksgiving week and the holidays are just a hare’s breath away from becoming reality. Me? I want no part of them this year, but that doesn’t mean the rest of the country isn’t already in the holiday spirit. Sometimes the headlines just write themselves:
Video shows man running over himself outside Orlando strip club.
Customers Suing Chipotle Over ‘300-Calorie Burrito’. OK, so it turns out the burrito is actually 1,050 calories, but what’s 750 calories between friends?
A nativity scene for all the metrosexual hipsters out there. I wouldn’t think metrosexual hipsters would even know what a nativity scene is.
Monkey See, Monkey Do. Chicks. You can’t live with them, you can’t live without them. And it doesn’t matter the species.
Goodboys Invitational weekend is only eight months away.
If indeed the Red Sox are truly serious about Pablo “Fat Pig” Sandoval as their starting third baseman next year, I will know they’re not truly serious about contending for the American League pennant.
Why the gloom around a Patriots team that’s 8-2? Because they let a damned good defensive player go under mysterious circumstances and their defense now sucks, that’s why.
I was just thinking the other night about re-posting my top ten movies of all time list since it has probably changed since the last time I did it. One carry-over for sure would be the original “Rocky”. Sure, the franchise got a little silly, but the original remains one of the best flicks ever.
No, liberal panty-waists, moonbats, whiners, and complainers, Hillary Clinton did not and will not win the popular vote. So get over it.
…and that doesn’t include the estimated 3-4 million fraudulent votes she got in Nevada, California, and elsewhere by the Dems rounding up illegals to vote. When the dust settles, that is going to be a huge story (not to mention a push by the Trump administration and DOJ for voter ID in presidential elections).
This would be a great start, and it’s about time. Liberals and their hoity-toity foundations have plenty of money to float PBS. Now eliminate federal funding for Planned Parenthood and we’re getting somewhere!
Cubbys top 5:
The Godfather
Scarface
Rocky
Jaws
Slapshot
Happy Thanksgiving Shank.
Comment by Ron Myerow — November 23, 2016 @ 6:25 pm
Thanks Cub, and a Happy Thanksgiving to you. Upon reflection I don’t think I’ll write about my top 10, but these would definitely be in my top 5:
1. All The President’s Men
2. Once Upon A Time In The West
3. Gettysburg
4. Jaws
5. The Sting
Comment by The Great White Shank — November 24, 2016 @ 9:53 pm