You’re Adrian Gonzalez of the Dodgers. A bonafide RBI machine. And yet, for all the salary and the salaried teams you have played for these past few years, you chalk up another year where you won’t even sniff a World Series game. Nor will you ever. There are good baseball players, and there are winners. You’re just a good baseball player.

You’re Don Mattingly, and you’re already starting to think about other teams you can manage after your butt is fired.

You’re John Farrell of the Red Sox, and you don’t even know you will be the first manager fired in 2015. I hate to say it, but the Sox won in 2013 in spite of you, not because of any great organizational and leadership qualities you possess. Next year there will be no hiding the fact that not every great pitching coach makes a great manager.

You’re Harry Reid, and if it hasn’t already, this commercial and this video ought to scare the bejeezus outta you. As I’ve said many times in this spot, the Democratic Party only cares about black people come Election Day. And if even 10-20% of that voting bloc wakes up to realize they’ve been had you and your party are screwed. And deservedly so.

You’re George W. Bush, and to see the Iraqi and Syrian Kurds being left to slaughter by Barack Obama and the so-called “Western powers” West has to absolutely break your heart. Look, folks can agree or disagree as to whether going into Iraq was the right idea or not, but in 2009 Iraq was relatively stable, the U.S. had a major presence in the Middle East, and no one was going to mess with us. But with your successor, Barack Obama, people mean nothing and politics is everything.

You’re Barack Obama, and you don’t care that big-wig party insiders like Leon Panetta have started writing books challenging your narrative and writing of your incredible incompetence and chronic misjudgment. And you know why you don’t care? Because you’ve surrounded yourself with so many syncophants who think you’re God that you actually believe it.

You’re the State Department’s Jen Psaki and, frankly, you are CLUELESS. Suggest you find a job you’re capable of performing without making an embarrassment of yourself.