A few random thoughts on a day when I’m pretty happy to be living in sunny Arizona:

Perhaps with all this diet-induced amnesia an item like this might be in order. Just kidding, but it’s amazing what you can buy at Amazon.com. If you want some great laughs, scroll down to look at the customer comments – there are some really creative people out there!

I need to get me one of these – if for nothing else than to launch during Goodboys Invitational weekend to keep tabs on the play ahead and behind me.

Whoops (my boldings):

James Dunleavy beheaded his mother in an “honour killing” as he believed she had shamed the family, a former friend claims.Irishman Dunleavy, 40 – a Muslim convert – was last week found guilty of killing 66-year-old Philomena, cutting up her body and burying her in a shallow grave.

He was ordered to be detained in the State Hospital at Carstairs before he returns to court for sentencing in April.

It has now emerged that Dunleavy may have misinterpreted the Koran and slaughtered his mother in an honour killing after she split from his dad.

Gotta love those wacky, extremist Muslims, huh?

…I wonder if New York governor Andrew Cuomo would consider Dunleavy’s actions as extremist and not worthy of New York residence as much as pro-gun and pro-life advocates?

Expect to hear more calls for this as time goes on. When it comes to abject lawlessness the Obama administration makes Richard Nixon look like a penny-ante candy thief.