With a nod to frequent Hot Air commenter Crowhop, here’s the Goodboys Nation version of a holiday greeting for the season:

To all our liberal friends and acquaintances:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.

To our conservative friends and acquaintances:

Happy Hannukkah
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Forgive me for not including Happy Ramadan in my wishes, but holiday greetings only go out to those religions who have moved beyond the killing and torturing of others in the name of religion. No Christmas Ramadan pudding for you this year!