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One week to go before Goodboys Invitational weekend. Me, I’ll be out hitting balls or playing somewhere both days, gazing longingly at the Atlantic Ocean the other. In that spirit, I got this in a recent e-mail from my uncle, thought you’d find this as funny as I did.
NEWLY PUBLISHED BOOK ON GOLF
(written by an old golfer from a course in PA.)
Table of Contents
Chapter 1
– How to properly line up your fourth putt.
Chapter 2
– How to hit a Nike from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee.
Chapter 3
– How to avoid the water when you lie eight in a bunker.
Chapter 4
– How to get more distance off the shank.
Chapter 5
– When to give the Ranger the finger.
Chapter 6
– Using your shadow on the greens to confuse your opponent.
Chapter 7
– When to implement Handicap Management.
Chapter 8
– Proper excuses for drinking beer before 9 AM
Chapter 9
– How to urinate behind a 4’ x 4″ post … Undetected.
Chapter 10
– How to rationalize a 6 1/2 hour round.
Chapter 11
– How to find that ball that everyone else saw go in the water.
Chapter 12
– Why your spouse doesn’t care that you birdied the 5th, 6th and 7th holes.
Chapter 13
– How to let a Foursome play through your Twosome.
Chapter 14
– How to relax when you are hitting three off the tee.
Chapter 15
– When to suggest major swing corrections to your opponent.
Chapter 16
– God and the meaning of the Birdie-To-Bogey Putt.
Chapter 17
– When to regrip your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 18
– Use a strong grip on the Hand Wedge and Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge.
Chapter 19
– Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at a $3.50 Beer at the 19th Hole and stiff the Bartender.
Hopefully you will find my book intriguing and purchase a copy. Please send on and hopefully more people will buy copies!!!
Thank You!
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