Headline: Cops: Woman Arrested For DUI Was Celebrating End Of Previous DUI.

Headline: Cops: Woman’s Testicle Clawing Left Boyfriend “Bleeding From His Genital Area

Headline: Friends watched in horror as woman fell off bus, struck by vehicles This is especially heartbreaking, especially when you read this:

Police said Jamie Frecks, 26, fell out of the emergency door of a party bus and landed onto the highway where three vehicles ran over her.

Investigators said Frecks was on the bus with 15 other women celebrating at a friend’s bachelorette party.

Over the next several weeks, investigators will try to find out how Frecks fell out of the party bus.

Police would also like to talk to the other two drivers who struck Frecks, but chose to drive away.

Hat tips: Drudge.

…actually, it was a horrible weekend for girls night outs. This story is absolutely horrific:

Authorities searched for answers Monday, hoping to learn what sparked the blaze and why five of the victims could not escape the fast-spreading flames.

The women who were killed in the Saturday night blaze were found pressed up against the 3-foot by 1 ½-foot partition, apparently because smoke and fire kept them from the rear exits of the extended passenger compartment.

The position of the bodies suggested they were trying to get away from the fire, said San Mateo County Coroner Robert Foucrault.

The women were celebrating the wedding of a newlywed friend, Neriza Fojas, who was among the dead.

I haven’t ridden in any stretch limos so I don’t know how they’re designed or what could have gone wrong, but it seems weird that there weren’t doors and windows that could have been opened. Of course, you’re in a moving vehicle, and the driver is so far up front that he doesn’t know what’s going on. It’s just an incredible tragedy and a horrible way to die.

Headline: Grammy-Winning Singer Headed to Prison for Failing to Pay $1 Million Owed in Taxes. You gotta hand it to hip-hop singer Lauryn Hill, she’s the one who didn’t pay her taxes but who is she blaming? Not her, of course, she’s just a victim of the music industry, just like her parents were the victims of slavery:

“I am a child of former slaves who had a system imposed on them,” Hill said before U.S. Magistrate Madeline Cox Arleo. “I had an economic system imposed on me.”

At the time of her arrest last year, Hill wrote a criticism rejecting pop culture’s “climate of hostility, false entitlement, manipulation, racial prejudice, sexism and ageism.”

Putting aside the absurd notion of Hill’s victimization, I’m wondering how her parents were slaves. Maybe she just has her centuries confused. Seriously, you really can’t make this kind of stuff up.