A few innocuous links for those who might care (although I can’t imagine who they might be):

I don’t know what “X Factor” is, but Britney Spears shows her tough side with an X Factor contestant. Good grief…

Jesssica Alba tweets her family vacation in Italy. Now I don’t know much about Ms. Alba (I’m guessing she’s an actress), but that glass of wine in the first pic looked pretty refreshing!

R.I.P. Ernest Borgnine. Guy was a class act and a great actor. Even in small bit parts (he was particularly great in R.E.D. – a really fun and underrated movie, BTW) he lit up the screen.

Kendra Wilkinson defends Jessica Simpson’s post-baby body. I haven’t a clue as to who Kendra Wilkinson is, but I will say that Jessica definitely needs some gym time. Once a fox, always a fox with a little gym work. Hey, if a slug like me can lose 15 pounds following the Eades diet, so can anyone. I will say this about Ms. Wilkinson: say, what’s up with that nose? 🙂

Naomi Campbell dances through the streets of Italy. I guess Italy is the place to go to see celebrities this summer.

Headline: Raccoon Attack Sends Woman To Hospital. Look, I know raccoons can be kinda vicious, but this part of the story caught me eye:

She had just gotten to her neighbor’s yard when she tripped over them. As soon as she fell, the raccoons began to viciously attack, biting her arms and legs as she lay trapped under them.

I’ve learned enough from watching wildebeasts and lions on National Geographic specials, once they get you off your feet, you’re toast. Don’t let the raccoons get you down!