The GWS will rue the day he gave me access to this blog….I have so many grits recipes to share and the most special one is my world famous baked cheese grits which will be forthcoming. You see, Doug would rather have anything related to grits blasted into outer space. I, on the other hand, derive a sick sense of pleasure watching the veins pop out on his neck, his face turning red and spewing all the the reasons grits are disgusting, vile and should be used as a form of torture. He would put on a hazmat suit if he knew he was entering a room that had a bowl of grits sitting on the table. However, my darlin’ Tracey LOVES my baked cheese grits and I do this for her. Now mind you, Tracey is one who isn’t into cooking so guess who gets to make for her BAKED CHEESE GRITS…that’s right sports fans, the one and only GWS. I just have to figure out a way to get him to do this and would gladly create a wagering event. Watching the GWS make grits could be a YouTube sensation…oh the ideas I have!!
May 21, 2011
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Great post, Jana. Now you’ve got it! Glad to have you aboard. All of Goodboys Nation waits with baited breath for THE official Goodboys Nation cheese grits recipe.
Comment by The Great White Shank — May 21, 2011 @ 12:43 am
not only is there baked cheese grits, but shrimp and grits, tuna and grits, sardines and grits, fish and grits and soooooo much more. Grits are a breakfast staple in the Caribbean and it is usually combined with some type of fish. I know, I know, fist and grits????? can cause an initial gag reflex but trust me, it is delicious. I can see Doug’s face contort, veins popping out on his neck as he reaches for the nearest trash can…Ahh, what a way to start my Saturday.
Comment by Jana — May 21, 2011 @ 6:20 am
Like my grits plain with a little butter, salt, and pepper. I’d eat baked cheese grits, though. Don’t know about tuna or shrimp in them. Bacon, ham, or chopped pork, absolutely.
Comment by Rob — May 21, 2011 @ 9:00 am
Ahhhh a grits lover here besides Tracey and myself. See, Doug, even your friends like grits.
I have an idea, the next time Doug loses in a golf game, LET HIM EAT GRITS…bet that will fix whatever is wrong with his swing, putt, drive or whatever it is y’all do with those silly looking sticks.
Comment by Jana — May 22, 2011 @ 3:28 pm
Don’t hold your breath, y’all. The Great White Shank ain’t gonna lose another golf match as long as he plays. I got the Bubba Watson cut working for me now. 🙂
Comment by The Great White Shank — May 23, 2011 @ 6:11 pm