Not to say I haven’t been trying to tell y’all. It’s almost like that Alan Jackson / Jimmy Buffett tune, except, for President Barack Obama it’s 3 AM somewhere.

Do you know where your President is? Heck, even Democrats are starting to wonder who’s leading their charge. And even the Secretary of State is wondering when all the dithering over Libya will end.

Rather than attend soldiers’ funerals, this Commander-in-Chief would rather play golf.

Rather than be out front in Leading the effort to help Japan, this President signs a condolences book. Hey Barack, I’ve got news for you: that’s what tourists do, not presidents.

Rather than play a leadership role in the budget debate and face head-on the serious economic issues this country is facing, this President assigns his VP to do the dirty work. Joe Biden’s response? Leave the country to visit that economic and military juggernaut of the world, Finland.

As gas prices (and with them, food prices) continue to rise, this President blames the oil companies, even as his administration drags its feet on allowing drilling permits to be issued.

Folks, I’m not making this stuff up. Michael Barone is right, when the going gets tough, this president is voting ‘Present’.

Iowahawk, I think, has it about right.

Good luck with your brackets, Nowhere Man…

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UPDATE 3/18/11: Seems a number of Democratic senators have finally woken up to what I’ve been saying all along.

…but one thing you can’t call him is a male chauvinist – he’s even filled out his NCAA women’s basketball brackets. Is there anything this president cannot do in his spare time!