…by resident poet “Fleece” O’ Durgin. Enjoy!

The streets are covered with snow
Salvation Army chicks collecting dough
My aunt Myrtle’s boyfriend hawking blow
It’s merry Christmas 2-0-1-0

Rudolph’s on welfare
Frosty’s on crack
I’d buy you a Christmas present
But you’d just take it freakin’ back!

It’s merry Christmas 2-0-1-0
I don’t mean to be a louse
I’m just glad the Majority Leader
will soon be Minority leader of the House

There’s no Yolanda here
No stars on the periphery
It is what it is
The perimeter gazes at the loss of the dream
And the reindeer ask why.