How about that 14th hole today at Pebble Beach? The only thing missing was the flying saucer or the windmill. It’s a hole Yang Yong-eun won’t forget anytime soon.

The heck with vacuuming up the oil being spilled into the Gulf of Mexico. It’s more important that there are enough life preservers on the barges.

It’s not just The Great White Shank that sees President Barack Obama as an incompetent and an amateur.

The Red Sox are now just one itty-bitty game out of first place in the A.L. East.

Now what will I eat?

On a Friday night at the end of a long hard work week this is all just so much madness. Who to blame? Me? I blame it on the Bossa Nova.

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Pool temp: 90 degrees