Jimmy, Carter, that is.

Look, I’m not sayin’ that The Great White Shank told ya so, but…The Great White Shank told you so, and long ago. See? I’m a poet and don’t even know it.

Of course, no one listens to The Great White Shank.

Back then, when practically everyone except obvious racists like me thought Barack Obama walked on water and the savior of a world destroyed and reduced to smoldering rubble by the likes of George W. Bush (after all, that’s what those like me were called by Democrats, liberals, and the mainstream dino-media), I tried my best to warn y’all that this guy didn’t have the life experience or smarts to run a lemonade stand even if he held a Lemonade Stand for Dummies book in hand.

Of course, now, with the gazillion gobs of oil still spewing into the Gulf of Mexico nearly two months later and serious help to contain, reduce, and dissipate the slick slowed by government red tape, not even the Obama a$$-kissing, Tea Party-haters at MSNBC, the no-longer-so-perky-about-Obama Katie Couric, and Maureen Dowd can defend The One’s pathetic excuse for a speech to a head-scratching nation last night.

Good to hear that he’s taking such withering criticism to heart – why, he devoted a whole 20 minutes (gasp!) of his day to meeting with BP’s CEO, who then expressed his own concern for “the small people” out there. Honest to God, you couldn’t make this stuff up. What a bunch of freakin’ incompetent schmucks.

Is there still anyone out there who doesn’t now believe that President Obama is in over his head? And it’s not just about the situation in the Gulf: don’t think other world leaders – including those whose intentions re: the U.S. and its interests aren’t quite so friendly – aren’t paying attention. I’m just wondering now which is the bigger disaster, the Gulf oil spill or the Obama presidency?

Barack Obama was, is, and always will be, someone who, out here in Arizona (you know, that place where we send illegal immigrants to the gas chamber if our stormtroopers catch them without papers) “all hat, no cattle”. I’ve said before, compared to Barack Obama Bill Clinton is Abraham Lincoln. Hell, he’s making me long for Jimmy Carter. Or, at least, recall Jimmy Carter.

Actually, I think I’d take Carter right now for president. He may not have been very effective, but at least he had morals, was American-born, and at least acted like an adult who had a clue. This president is not just clueless, he is an embarrassment. At least others of his own political ilk are starting to see it for themselves.

You want to see what a true leader, and not some phony baloney who’s been told for years he’s something that he’s really not, sounds like? Click here.

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