1. Coming to a government-run healthcare nation near you.

2. R.I.P. Dinger the ball-hawking mascot.

3. Unfortunately, nothing about how the squirrel fared. (Hat tip: Instapundit)

4. R.I.P. Henry Gibson and Mary Travers.

5. How honest accountability killed the mainstream media.

6. Think this museum will have a Colonel Sanders wing? No pun intended…

7. When Democrats are in power, twenty things you’ll never hear about in the mainstream press. (Hat tip: Instapundit)

8. Too close for comfort to suit my tastes…

9. When all else fails, play the race card. [Ed. note: Jimmy Carter has my vote for the most reprehensible cretin ever elected President.]

10. And if that doesn’t work, play it again, louder.