Some people are worried about who will win the Super Bowl. Others how they’ll do on Super Tuesday. Or whether the rodent is right. Me, I’m more worried about this unexpected consequence of global warming – that’s right, an increase in the possibility of zombie attacks. No, really:

A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. “If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters,” said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. “And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.”

Hat tip: Transterrestrial Musings

If that happens, I’m moving to Pittsburgh?

Everything you need to protect yourself is here.

Which gets me to wiondering, this was a pretty good band, weren’t they?