“And, let’s face it, if the mothers ruled the war, there would be no (expletive) wars in the first place.”
— actress Sally Fields, at the 2007 Emmy Awards

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Hear about actress Sally Field making another fool of herself during her acceptance speech at The Emmy Awards the other night?

Accepting her Emmy on Sunday night for lead actress in a drama series (“Brothers and Sisters”), Field stumbled halfway through, lost her train of thought, screeched at the audience to stop applauding so she could finish talking — and then was bleeped by Fox censors as she stammered through an anti-war rant.

“And, let’s face it, if the mothers ruled the war, there would be no (expletive) wars in the first place,” Field said, but Fox cut away for much of her comment.

Just another glittering example of how, no matter how talented Hollywood performers like Ms. Fields might be, it doesn’t hide the fact beneath all that plastic surgery they’re as dumb as a stone.

You know, I’ve heard that stupid and inane comment numerous times before – about how if mothers ruled the world there’d be no wars. A total bull$hit line if you ask me. How can anyone expect mothers to effectively rule the world when they can’t even control their children out in public! One weekend afternoon visit to your local supermarket, or an airport terminal on any given day of the week will tell you that! Maybe there won’t be any wars fought after all; countries will just nag each other to death!

And just so you know it’s not only the guys out there that are the warmongers, there’s this priceless story from a few years back. And, of course, this one as well.

So I’ve got four words of advice for you, Sally. Shut up and just act! Otherwise, you’ll just keep making a fool of yourself. And don’t think it’s just me who feels this way – check this out!