…so here’s a few headline items of note to fill up some blog space…

* “Squirrel goes on rampage, injures three”. Man, I love that kind of stuff – has to be one of the best headlines I’ve ever read. (Hat tip: Drudge)

* “Latest Dangerous Teen Gag: Soda Bottle Mail Bombs”. And to think, we used to destroy shopping carts and thought THAT was bad. (Drudge again)

* “Huge bird dino unearthed in China”. Seems this huge dinosaur bird weighed over 3,000 lbs. Sounds kinda like Rosie O’Donnell on steroids.

* And speaking of steroids, Barry Bonds comes to town to face the sinking Red Sox tomorrow night. A couple of weeks ago, when the Sox were riding high, Bonds would be getting all the attention, but the Sox’ slide has Julio Lugo, Coco Crisp, and J.D. under the klieg lights of scrutiny and criticism for their lack of offense. With the Yankees on a rampage (now only 7.5 games out) it could get ugly this weekend…