Just when you think you’ve heard or seen it all, you get a day with items like this:

ITEM: France may request extradition for convicted 9/11 conspirator Zacarias Moussaoui, recently sentenced to life in Federal prison for his part in planning the 9/11 attacks.

TGWS: Supposedly these idiots want him brought to the Land-of-I-Surrender so he can be close to his mommy. Marvelous. Captain Ed at CQ has a much more measured response than I could ever come up with. I guess that’s why he’s the Captain and I’m, well, The Great White Shank. Me? I would have either had him shot on national television or condemned to 30 years of non-stop listens to music like this and this.

ITEM: Rhode Island congressman Patrick Kennedy crashes his car at 3 AM. In a single car accident.

TGWS: No worries. “Pads” says alcohol was not a factor. Right. Jeez, between him and the recent Cynthia McKinney dust-up, those Congressional Dems give us something to aspire to, don’t they?

ITEM: Next week’s Tribeca Film Festival will feature a film by Eric Steel on people who have committed suicide by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.

TGWS: Jeez, you could make a double-feature of that and United 93 and have a roaring gabfest. What ever happened to the idea of summer movies being light and breezy?